You replied on the wrong photo, Steve, but to answer your question—THERE IS A SPIDER THAT LIVES ON BANANAS AND THEY SOMETIMES GET TRANSFERRED TO THE GROCERY STORE BY ACCIDENT (WITH THE BANANAS), AND IF YOU REACH IN TO GET YOUR BUNCH OF BANANAS AND IT BITES YOU, YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLY UNFUN DEATH WITHIN 2 HRS. 

I had a pair of aqua socks this color in elementary school.

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My boss made me watch several episodes of this today and now I can never buy bananas again. 

Here’s a BEFORE picture. (We still don’t like each other, but I can appreciate her new found cuteness on some minute level.)

I’m celebrating Passover tonight, and being that I am both:

1. not Jewish 
2. ignorant

 I Googled it to see what’s up.

I can’t wait to do this!

My friend recently took this picture of the moon over Alabama. If you place your hand over the moon and just concentrate on the black part, she recently took a picture of the moon over California!

It’s amazing to me that astronomers are just now seeing this even though it actually occurred when our Universe was only two thirds of its present age. Light years make me scratch my head.

Ugh—I’m becoming one of those sappy depressed people who reblogs sappy things for other sappy and depressed people! I’m going to go panic attack my way through my day now!

I was on a rampage of hate and cynicism this morning after walking outside and finding a note from the guy who SLAMMED INTO MY PARKED CAR. But, I just got off the phone with him and I think I’ve found my new BFF. More to come on this later.